Going out for dinner tonight when a large 4 WD (aren’t they all?) rushed up behind me. As he pulled up next to me at the lights I couldn’t help but remarking to my partner, ‘You know Kinky Friedman calls those things four wheeled penises!’
The 30-something male driver leaned over, across his mate, waved to me and when I wound the window down he sais, ‘Excuse me, sir, did I do something to upset you?’ ‘No, why?’ I replied. ‘Because you had an angry look on your face,’ he said. Karen quickly retorted, ‘Dont’ worry, he’s always got an angry look on his face.’ At which everyone laughed.
I was going to relate the Kinky Friedman story but thought I better let things rest. But those 4WD’s do annoy me, though I could not outdo the rant that Stephen Walker gave about them on the Skullcave last week. Now that he has moved out to Healesville, near the land of the 4WD he should be careful what he says!
I’m now practising my happy look!
