I’m Blaming Kinky!

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Going out for dinner tonight when a large 4 WD (aren’t they all?) rushed up behind me. As he pulled up next to me at the lights I couldn’t help but remarking to my partner, ‘You know Kinky Friedman calls those things four wheeled penises!’

The 30-something male driver leaned over, across his mate, waved to me and when I wound the window down he sais, ‘Excuse me, sir, did I do something to upset you?’ ‘No, why?’ I replied. ‘Because you had an angry look on your face,’ he said. Karen quickly retorted, ‘Dont’ worry, he’s always got an angry look on his face.’ At which everyone laughed.

I was going to relate the Kinky Friedman story but thought I better let things rest. But those 4WD’s do annoy me, though I could not outdo the rant that Stephen Walker gave about them on the Skullcave last week. Now that he has moved out to Healesville, near the land of the 4WD he should be careful what he says!

I’m now practising my happy look!

Brian Wise

Brian Wise was the Editor of Addicted To Noise‘s Australian site from 1997 – 2002. The site won two ONYA Awards as Best Online Music Magazine in 1999 & 2000. He has also been Editor since its reincarnation in 2013. He also presents the weekly music interview program Off The Record on 102.7 Triple R-FM (rrr.org.au) in Melbourne. It is networked to 45+ stations across Australia on the Community Radio Network and is a four-time winner of the Best Music Program Award from the Community Broadcasting Association of Australia. In 2012, it was nominated as a finalist in the Excellence in Music Programming category. Brian was also the Founding Editor & Publisher of Rhythms Magazine and is now its Senior Contributing Editor.

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